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I Tied a Camera to a Rocket...
What happens when video cameras become so cheap and so light that they can practically go anywhere?
This happens!
The camera was placed behind a clear section of the fuselage and later was ejected with the nose cone. It's swinging wildly after the first few seconds because it's bouncing at the end of an elastic cord.
For future launches I'll probably give the camera its own parachute.
Quantum used to make really great hard drives...
I'm getting rid of a stack of 2GB, 3GB, 4GB and 6GB hard drives that have been accumulating in a corner of my bench, all going to an electronics-recycler.
These drives were all made more than 10 years ago. The were all in regular use and known to be good right up to the day they were pulled. None has sat on the bench for more than 3 years. All were stored in anti-static bags.
Of 9 drives...
(2) Seagates were dead.
(3) Western Digital drives spun up, but wouldn't mount.
(1) IBM mounted, but died with a loud head-crash during a 7-pass erase.*
(3) Quantum Fireballs all mounted and all survived a 7-pass erase.*
*Why a 7-pass erase? Do you know how long it takes to do a 7-pass erase on a modern 7200RPM 1TB SATA drive? It takes the whole weekend and maybe more. You know how long it takes on a 6GB 4200RPM PATA drive? A bit over Forty minutes. Did you know that before? Well, I didn't. ![]()
Now Software Now Defunct
Now Utilities
Startup Manager
Folder Menus
WYSIWYG Menus
NowMenus/MultiMaster
Super Boomerang
QuickFiler
NowSave
Now Profile
Now Scrapbook
Now Fun!
FunColors
FunScreensavers
FunCursors
FunPictures
FunSounds/SoundMaster
Now Contact
Now Up-to-Date
Now X
Now out of business.
Premiere amalgamator of shareware for System 6 and System 7. Mostly obsoleted by System 8 and OS 9. Purchased by Qualcomm in 1997. Sold to Power On Software in 1999. Their only remaining products -- Now Contact and Now Up-To-Date -- were never fully updated for OS X. Last year, they finally made a PIM that was OS X-friendly, but it was (IMHO) a piece of crap.
I'm pretty sure that I have purchased every piece of shareware they have ever made or distributed. Except for "Now X."
Reqiescat in Pace.
Major Guitar Surgery
Wow. I'm exhausted and the day is just beginning. I got up early and fixed my guitar.
Swapping the potentiometer and securing the loose ground took over two and a half hours.
First off, it turns out that the ground was never connected to the bridge. (It's got that famous Chinese craftsmanship!) The wire was apparently supposed to run to the plate that attaches to the springs for the whammy bar in the back of the guitar (which then connects to the bridge), but so far as I can tell it was never attached. The ends of the wire weren't tinned and the hole that the wire was supposed to run through was partly filled with glue so I had to drill it out. I removed the bridge on the front of the guitar (9 screws and 3 were really hard to get to) which was necessary before I could remove the springs and get to the plate on the back of the guitar (6 screws on the cover on the back of the guitar and 2 screws inside). Then it was a royal pain to get the solder to stick properly to the plate. There was clearly a spot where it was supposed to go. I sanded and fluxed the spot, but although I tried with 3 different kinds of solder none of it would stick until on a whim I heated the plate from the back with a fine flame from my BernzOmatic micro-torch at which point the solder stuck with minimal effort. I'm guessing that when I touched the tip of my soldering iron to the front of the plate the direct heat oxidized the aluminum, thus weakening the joint.
While I was about it, I lengthened the ground and the wires going to the audio jack so that I had a little more room to maneuver when I attached the new potentiometer.
The next thing that sapped my time was tinning and soldering all of those wires going to the potentiometer... 6 grounds on one single terminal! That's 6 thick wires that had to be connected at one tiny little spot. The original potentiometer had a prong that was bent and folded across the top so that the metal cap acted as a conductor. Then the ground wires were all soldered individually to the metal cap. After the hard time I had getting the solder onto the aluminum plate I was in no mood to try and solder anything to the cap so I tinned the ends of each wire and made two bundles of three wires each, then soldered one bundle to the top of the terminal and one bundle to the bottom.
Securing the rest of the wires was a piece of cake in comparison.
I tested everything for continuity before putting the pickguard back on, but just to be sure that it all worked I connected the guitar to my amp and pushed current through the pickups with a weak magnet before restringing it. Amazingly, I got sound out with working volume and tone controls. I did it right on the first try!
I didn't take pictures (sorry), but imagine filling up a 6 foot long table with various parts, tools, trays of screws, bits of wire-shielding and tiny dots of spattered solder. Imagine repeatedly flipping a heavy 40-inch long object, having to keep track of dozens of screws and coping with a tangle of short wires connecting various components to one another in just such a way that the slightest wrong move would yank most of the wires loose. (I numbered the wires with a Sharpie and tied related wires together just in case that happened.) I had a towel under the guitar to keep it from getting scratched and a rag over the guitar to keep solder-spatter from marring the finish. It was a mess. And honestly, my soldering is ugly.
But it got done.
Finally, I restrung my instrument.
This was my first guitar and when I got it I didn't know how it was supposed to sound. I assumed that since it was a cheap guitar it would never sound especially good without replacing most of the parts, starting with the pickups. I was wrong. The sound is so much cleaner now than it was before that it's like playing a whole different instrument. It is a surreal pleasure to play. I'm looking forward to many more years with it.
...And I never want to do anything like this again! ![]()


